The U.S. Congress passed legislation reducing the disparity of sentencing for crack cocaine possession versus powder cocaine from 100:1 to 18:1. What do you think?

"But that was half the fun of doing crack!"
Cathy Sytsevich • Systems Analyst

"Thank God President Reagan isn't alive to see this."
Ryan Gargan • Dip-Lube Operator
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"Fine, I'll answer, this is a great first step toward introducing some common sense into our nation's drug laws. Now, do you want to buy some crack or not?"
Albert Manfredi • Importer