Conservatives React To The U.S. Soccer Team’s Loss

“Women should be at home with the children while their husbands compete on the U.S. national women’s team.”

“Leave it to women to lose a sport that I refuse to watch.”

“I’m rooting for Morocco anyway.”

“The U.S. women’s soccer team would have won if it were made up entirely of obedient, pregnant tradwives.”

“Abe Lincoln had blue hair, too, and that’s why he got shot in the head.”

“These women think it’s okay to be running around kicking soccer balls when they should be in the home raising their soccer balls.”

“I’m torn. I love America, but I hate women.”

“This never would have happened if I were president.”

“The most American team was Japan anyways.”

“See, those women wouldn’t have lost if they hadn’t been too proud to put a man on defense.”

“That’s what they get for wearing shorts instead of bloomers.”

“I don’t want my daughter looking up to these women and thinking that one day she can do commercials for Chase mobile banking.”

“It’s a sign that these women should spend less time on frivolous sports and more time trying to win the right to vote.”

“They still could have taken off their tops and swung them around in a sad way.”

“Not surprised that women were too stupid to pick the ball up with their hands.”

“It’s not personal. I cheer for all women’s losses.”

“This is all Coach Biden’s fault.”

“No problem. I’ll send them death threats just the same.”

“That’s what they get for having woke, radical views like Coca-Cola is the official partner of U.S. soccer.”

“If it’s got a woman in it, I don’t want to watch it. Sports, porn, nothing.”

“If there’s one stereotype that’s true, it’s that lesbians are bad at sports.”

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