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Coronavirus Reaches 6,000 Cases

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In news that has resulted in Western nations recalling citizens and international businesses shuttering their China locations, the Wuhan coronavirus has reached over 6,000 cases, a level unseen since the SARS epidemic in 2002. What do you think?

“I’m doing my part by not being able to afford to travel internationally.”

Frank Patton • Carpet Steamer

“Yeah, but 6,000 cases in China is like five cases in the States.”

Jerry Keenan • Prescription Labeler

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“Phew, glad to see my xenophobia finally justified.”

Karen Romero • Alibi Analyst