Could You Pass The Mental Competency Test For Politicians Over 75?

True or false: It is the duty of elected officials to improve the lives of their constituents.

False.

What do you see when you look at this?

Many letters that children in the the U.S. education system will never learn.

Can you remember how you got here today?

Privilege and nepotism.

Which of these is a computer?

Close enough.

If the Federalist Society paid you $10 million, and the Koch Foundation paid you $6 million, which Supreme Court seat could you afford to buy?

Neil Gorsuch.

Who is this?

“Abraham Lincoln” or “Man who lives in pennies” are both acceptable.

What do you see when you look at this Rorschach test?

A woman’s life sentence in jail.

Who was the first Black president of the United States?

Jamie Foxx in White House Down.

Where were you during the Capitol insurrection on Jan. 6?

This is the only question where “I don’t know” is actually allowed.

What is $10 + $7?

With just a few budgetary gimmicks, it could easily equal $28 billion.

What is the financial capital of the United States?

The Cayman Islands.

A father and son are horribly injured in a car accident. When the boy is taken in for surgery, the doctor says, “I can’t do the operation because he’s my son.” How is this possible?

Doesn’t matter as long as the family is bankrupted by medical bills.

Where do you go to the bathroom?

The room with the “Whites Only” sign above it.

Uh-oh! Looks like the police did a little oopsie and maybe put a boo-boo on a man during a traffic stop and he died. What do you do next?

Increase funding and buy those boys a friggin’ tank—hell yeah!

Who anonymously gave $100,000 to your election campaign?

“My staff and I are grateful to all of our supporters no matter their contribution level.”

Where do hands go when you pull them up into your shirtsleeve?

They are gone.

Which current living presidents are older than you?

Jimmy Carter and the stone versions of Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Thomas Jefferson.

Who is the highest power in the United States?

Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

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