A 500-ton crane set up to repair earthquake damage at the National Cathedral in Washington collapsed Wednesday, damaging several cars and a nearby building, but sparing the church itself. What do you think?
"Once again God expresses His disapproval of the sinful creations of Hollywood. Because, you know, they use cranes for shooting movies."
Beth Popple • Systems Analyst
"I sense the intervention of a merciful God in this. Well, after He fucked up and let the earthquake damage the cathedral in the first place."
Chris Evans • Unemployed
"That other building wasn't Dr. Philips' Dental Clinic, was it? Because I have an appointment tomorrow morning."
Tommy Innes • Amalgamator