Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo removed two bottles of Coca-Cola from a table and opted for water during a Euro 2020 press conference, causing the market value of Coca-Cola to drop by $5 billion in less than a week. What do you think?
“I didn’t even know they still made water.”
Tyesha Wright • Political Alarmist
“Well, now I have to find out if this new ‘water’ beverage lives up to the hype.”
Teddy Sundholm • Unemployed
“It doesn’t really matter in the end because water is owned by Coke.”
Cedric Hanes • Crawl Space Guide