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Cristiano Ronaldo Snub Causes $5 Billion Drop In Coca-Cola Market Value

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Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo removed two bottles of Coca-Cola from a table and opted for water during a Euro 2020 press conference, causing the market value of Coca-Cola to drop by $5 billion in less than a week. What do you think?

“I didn’t even know they still made water.”

Tyesha Wright • Political Alarmist

“Well, now I have to find out if this new ‘water’ beverage lives up to the hype.”

Teddy Sundholm • Unemployed

“It doesn’t really matter in the end because water is owned by Coke.”

Cedric Hanes • Crawl Space Guide