Customs Officials Find Cocaine-Coated Corn Flakes

Customs and Border Protection officers in Cincinnati seized a shipment of boxed corn flakes cereal last month laced with 44 pounds of cocaine that had an estimated street value over $2.5 million. What do you think?

“It just defeats the purpose of a healthy breakfast when you add a bunch of junk to it.”

Josh Combs, Wire Hanger Forger

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“Pretty clever to hide something in a box labeled something else.”

Nora Heath, Medical Seamstress

“This totally changes my perception of people who eat plain corn flakes.”

Erwin O’Neal, Prophesier