Washington, D.C. officers discovered five fetuses inside the basement apartment of an anti-abortion activist who was also recently indicted on federal charges for blocking access to a reproductive health center. What do you think?

“Their parents must have been worried sick!”
Chloe Eichler, Hair Part Adjuster

“You always want a few extras on hand for emergencies.”
Van Sharkovitz, Forklift Operator
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“Smart. Once abortions are banned, fetuses will be worth a fortune.”
Chris Mattatal, Break Advocate