The District of Columbia has the highest AIDS rates in the country. What do you think?
"At least it'll expedite the time they have to live in abject poverty."
Susan Olivera • Systems Analyst
"A high rate is good isn't it? Or am I confusing AIDS with Annual Percentage Yields?"
Walter Poloni • Bookbinder
"As a homophobic political humorist, I'd say this qualifies as manna from heaven."
Richard Turk • Humorist