Daily Schedules

5/22/17 9:19AM

The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.

President Trump's Daily Schedule

Vice President Pence's Daily Schedule

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Steve Bannon's Daily Schedule

Kellyanne Conway's Daily Schedule

Sean Spicer's Daily Schedule

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