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The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.

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President Trump's Daily Schedule

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Vice President Pence's Daily Schedule

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Steve Bannon's Daily Schedule

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Kellyanne Conway's Daily Schedule

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Sean Spicer's Daily Schedule

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