Magician David Copperfield is lobbying Congress to pass a resolution recognizing magic as “a rare and valuable art form,” a distinction that would allow for grant funding and intellectual property protections. What do you think?
“Sure, he’s really magic until he suddenly needs federal funding.”
Edna Laffrey • Prong Straightener
“If we open this door now, the hypnotists won’t be too far behind. We can’t take that chance.”
Dell Thomas • Produce Curator
“Doves don’t come cheap.”
Louis Hatton • Vacuum Sealer