DEA Forgets Man In Cell For 4 Days

The Drug Enforcement Agency apologized to 23-year-old Daniel Chong for leaving him locked alone in a cell without food, water, or a toilet for four days. What do you think?

"It's jail. You're not supposed to get all those fancy luxuries."

Stacey Muller • Systems Analyst


"It’s not enough for the DEA to apologize. They also need to add the part about this being just a big misunderstanding."

Eric Garner • Key Clerk

“Well, that's probably less terrible than the CIA locking you up and remembering.”

Elmer Naumann • Chief Inspector