Citing a power outage at their headquarters in Atlanta, Delta Airlines temporarily grounded all of its flights worldwide. What do you think?

“My heart goes out to all those travelers forced to check out Milwaukee for a day.”
Colin Newbury • Beard Stylist

“How much should I scream at the gate attendant in order for this technical glitch to be resolved?”
Ashley Tillner • Ointment Prescriber
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Grant Holland • Grievance Filer