A Canadian study tracked 2 million people and found that those who live on or near busy roads such as expressways have a significantly higher likelihood of developing dementia. What do you think?


“This explains why people from isolated backwoods cabins are always so mentally stable.”

Logan Fones • Patent Shredder

“Oh God, living in high-traffic areas runs in my family.”

Ernie Cattell • Vacuum Tester

“Just another reason my kids will one day appreciate me raising them out at sea.”

Janine Bates • Donut Sprinkler