Democrats Express Certainty They Will Retake The House

In a late night interview, House speaker Nancy Pelosi echoed several notable Democrats in stressing near-certainty that her party would retake the House of Representatives in the midterm elections. What do you think?

“Counting their eggs before they hatch is a time-honored Democrat tradition.”

Thalia Tomlinson • Modem Resetter


“They certainly can’t be disastrously wrong about an election twice in a row.”

Viktor Robin • Assistant Postman

“Oh, yeah? If we got the numbers, I’ll probably just sit this one out.”

Tanner Field • Clerical Error Deleter