Discontinued Girl Scout Cookies

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Sesame Bites

These cookies, made from sesame flour, sesame oil, and topped with sesame seeds, were made as a special fuck you to all the kids out there with a sesame allergy.

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Chocolate Dreams

Working with a team of world renowned food scientists, the Girl Scouts created what is universally regarded as one of the greatest-tasting creations of all times. Sadly discontinued for containing lead.

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Costner Crumbles

The short-lived attempt to piggyback on the popularity of actor Kevin Costner ended after the release of 1997’s The Postman.

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Ice Queens

The crunch. The coldness. The crispness! Ah, the things we would do to get our hands on one of these bad boys again.

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Lil’ Naschkatze

These gritty, crunchy little sugar nuggets were named after the German word for sweet tooth and developed from a medieval German recipe in which the lost teeth of children placed under pillows were collected, rolled in sugar, and sold back to them as a snack.

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Canned Samoas

Though canning extended the shelf life of the product by several years, many customers complained about the broth.

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Oreos

Despite the fact that this cookie hasn’t been sold in over 30 years, there is a sort of Mandela effect where people think that it’s not a Girl Scout Cookie and that they eat them regularly.

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Oak Nut Dandies

After 17 years on the market, the FDA realized that these so-called cookies were just raw acorns.

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Promise Cookies

Baked in the shape of a ring meant to indicate purity, this delicious Neapolitan cookie taught Girl Scouts in the 1950s about the value of marrying young to a more mature, older man with a stable job.

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IV Bag Full O’ Corn Syrup

These delicious, no-bake cookies were everyone’s favorites throughout the 1980s. Just put the needle into your vein, and bam—straight sugar, right into the bloodstream.

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Little Beefies

Girl Scout cookies haven’t been the same since the organization stopped selling this beloved all-meat cookie in 2004.

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Colossal Patties

The one-time production of this 10,000-square-foot cookie cost $300,000 and is widely regarded as one of the greatest boondoggles in American history.

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Black-And-Whites

This half-chocolate, half-vanilla cookie was popular during the Girl Scouts’ “separate but equal” segregated period.

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Trans Fat Teresas

In response to parents’ concerns that unhealthy Girl Scout cookies were at odds with the organization’s mission, the Girl Scouts in 2005 unveiled a sugary cookie that fat-shamed its eater.