Disney Fires ‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ Director

Only weeks after replacing the directors of the upcoming Han Solo spinoff film, Disney has also removed Colin Trevorrow as the director of Star Wars: Episode IX. What do you think?

“Too bad. I was really looking forward to shredding him to pieces for spoiling my memories of the original trilogy.”

Marilyn O’Brien • Overhead Projectionist


“Hopefully the next director gives them the version of a bigger Death Star that they’re looking for.”

Connor Sutliff • Line Straightener

“I don’t care about any of the real people involved. Just tell me what happens to Luke Skywalker.”

Ben Bershad • Systems Analyst