Ditching Tight Pants Improves Sperm Count

Researchers at Harvard found that individuals wearing boxer shorts had a 25 percent higher sperm concentration those in tight-fitting underwear, most likely due to the cooler temperatures inside boxers. What do you think?

“A small price to pay for highlighting my enormous calves.”

Eric Nielson • Fanlight Appreciator


“I’ve always said that cargo shorts signal virility.”

Sandra Lynn • Coffee Tamper

“Thanks for the tip, but I’m happy with my current number of sperm.”

Johnny Floyd • Pandiculation Instructor