EDITOR – PLEASE POST IMMEDIATELY!

OBAMA QUITS!

I was starting to think I should pull myself away from the CNN Fancy Grill and head on over to the Con (it being the last night and all). But then someone told me that there is NOTHING GOING ON AT THE PEPSI COLA CENTER TONIGHT – IT'S CLOSED!

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IN OTHER WORDS, OBAMA HAS QUIT THE RACE AND GONE HOME!

Maybe if other reporters weren't sluffing it off at a ball game they might have beat me to the scoop. But as it stands, I'm here with the news first as I sip my fifth FREE beer.

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT – HISTORIC RUN ENDS WITH NO-SHOW.

That's the headline to run editors (do I have to do EVERYTHING?)

Well, no use rushing off now. Think I'll order #6 of CNN-on-tap. (I've earned it!)

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