Doctors Document First Case Of Google Glass Addiction

Doctors in San Diego have reported the first case of Google-Glass-related “internet addiction disorder” in a 31-year-old man who wore the device 18 hours a day and only removed it to sleep and shower, leading him to check into a substance abuse rehabilitation program. What do you think?

“Come on, can’t a man enjoy an email thread on his glasses after a long, hard day at the plant?”

Nathan Haight • Operations Specialist


“It’s hard not to chase the impossible-to-surpass high of that first search engine query.”

Mary Jane Diston • Screenplay Idea Solicitor

“This guy is going to get torn apart in rehab.”

Gil Costa • Light Fixture Inspector