Last week, the South Koreans became the first to clone a dog, reigniting a longstanding ethical debate. What do you think?
"This is a crucial breakthrough, as it's nearly impossible to get two dogs to fuck anymore."
Gary Burch • Purchasing Agent
"I heard that cloned dog is highly unstable. Supposedly, if you pet it, its head'll, like, blow up."
Kim Casarez • Assessor
"As a Christian fundamentalist with a literal stance toward interpreting Scripture, I can't help but think that this could have saved Noah a lot of deck space."
Dede Greenwald • NA Counselor
"Did they rip the dog in two? Because that's how I cloned my starfish."
Joshua Green • Pile-Driver Operator
"The terrifying world of the future turns out to be pretty friggin' cute. Puppy! Puppy!"
Bulah Albers • Systems Analyst
"I'm not sure what I think about the Koreans cloning a dog, but I'm pretty sure I know what my hateful loudmouth racist of a neighbor's gonna say."
Mark Golin • Watchmaker