Dog Cloning

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Last week, the South Koreans became the first to clone a dog, reigniting a longstanding ethical debate. What do you think?

"This is a crucial breakthrough, as it's nearly impossible to get two dogs to fuck anymore."

Gary Burch • Purchasing Agent

"I heard that cloned dog is highly unstable. Supposedly, if you pet it, its head'll, like, blow up."

Kim Casarez • Assessor


"As a Christian fundamentalist with a literal stance toward interpreting Scripture, I can't help but think that this could have saved Noah a lot of deck space."

Dede Greenwald • NA Counselor

"Did they rip the dog in two? Because that's how I cloned my starfish."

Joshua Green • Pile-Driver Operator


"The terrifying world of the future turns out to be pretty friggin' cute. Puppy! Puppy!"

Bulah Albers • Systems Analyst

"I'm not sure what I think about the Koreans cloning a dog, but I'm pretty sure I know what my hateful loudmouth racist of a neighbor's gonna say."

Mark Golin • Watchmaker