The American Heart Association officially announced that people who owned pets, particularly dogs, appeared to have a reduced risk of heart disease and had better survival rates than those without pets. What do you think?

“Yeah, yeah. Just make a dog in pill form and give me a prescription.”
Claude Wessel • Pipeline Laborer

“Now I wish I hadn’t put Ranger down.”
Zoe Umansky • Hoop Coiler
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“They’re very calming. I’m usually asleep within two minutes of seeing a dog.”
Bruno Valton • Wort Extracter