Research published in Circulation: Cardiovascular Quality And Outcomes found that dog owners who suffered a stroke or heart attack had a roughly 30% lower chance of death than those without dogs. What do you think?

“Well, you’re always better off with an emergency source of protein.”
Daniel Parry • Television Mounter

“Interesting. And what are the benefits of living longer?”
Amanda Raymond • Statistics Compiler
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“So when I said I like to think my dog rescued me, I wasn’t just being insufferably sentimental?”
Ron Avery • Bailiff Scheduler