Dog Ownership Linked To Longer Life

Research published in Circulation: Cardiovascular Quality And Outcomes found that dog owners who suffered a stroke or heart attack had a roughly 30% lower chance of death than those without dogs. What do you think?

“Well, you’re always better off with an emergency source of protein.”

Daniel Parry • Television Mounter


“Interesting. And what are the benefits of living longer?”

Amanda Raymond • Statistics Compiler

“So when I said I like to think my dog rescued me, I wasn’t just being insufferably sentimental?”

Ron Avery • Bailiff Scheduler