Cesar Milan of the popular show Dog Whisperer has been cleared of animal cruelty charges after a recent episode featured an agitated French bulldog biting a pig on the ear and drawing blood, an incident that investigators have concluded was handled with the proper veterinary care. What do you think?
“If chomping on pig ears constitutes animal cruelty, then we’re all a little guilty.”
Dustin Ruckert • Corporate Biographer
“It could be that 100,000 years of evolutionary instinct is a little harder to reprogram than he thought.”
Ray Boylan • Unemployed
“This is why I don’t let my pigs watch TV.”
Maura Reznick • Treatment Planner