Dogs Catch White House Fence Jumper

A White House fence jumper was apprehended by two Secret Service K-9 agents yesterday before he was able to reach the White House, the second intrusion onto the property since last month. What do you think?

“I never doubted the dogs’ competence.”

Henry Landrum • Instruction Manual Writer


“Things always get a little crazy just before a midterm election.”

Theresa Gaddis • Leaf Bagger

“That’s why you should never jump the White House fence without carrying a couple juicy steaks.”

Joshua Dobbs • Footage Collector