Domino’s has announced the upcoming rollout of its DXP or Delivery ExPert vehicle, a modified Chevy Spark that can hold up to 80 pizzas per trip in special stabilized compartments and keep them warm in an on-board oven until delivery. What do you think?


“This should prove to be a new and interesting place to find a body in the first act of police procedurals.”

Grace Unger • Conservationist

“It’s a nice idea, but I worry it’ll show up too hot to shovel into my mouth.”

Brian Tilley • Tape Peeler

“And what exactly is protecting my pizza between the car and my front door?”

Walt Dunson • Crowdsource Specialist