Neurologists at the University of California found that moderate drinking is linked to living longer than 90, with 2 glasses of beer or wine per day decreasing premature deaths by 18%. What do you think?

“They better be sure about this. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life enjoying myself for nothing.”

Lucy Lantoes • Cardiograph Interpreter

“When I’m drunk I often feel like I’ll live forever.”

Salvatore Russo • Nut Candier

“Not the way I drink.”

Carston Hanson • Lighthouse Auditor