Dinosaur tracks from around 113 million years ago have been revealed in Texas due to severe drought conditions that dried up a river, the footprints belonging to an Acrocanthosaurus—a theropod that stood 15 feet and weighed 7 tons. What do you think?

“I can’t believe it got through Border Control.”
Marcus Tripp, Systems Analyst

“Makes you wonder what else water is trying to hide.”
Sebastian Litchfield, Podiatry Fetishist
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“Interesting, but you know Texas was still technically part of Mexico at that time.”
Chrissie Ruzin, Professional Jenga Player