Onion MagazineDrowning Is The Number Two Cause Of Death For Young Children. Here’s How To Make It Number One.7/20/18 10:46amSEE MORE: Sunday MagazineSEE MORE: Sunday MagazineSunday MagazineVol 54 Issue 29EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsChange in-article videoGo to permalinkAdvertisementShare This StoryRecommended StoriesThis Child Would Have Turned 6 Today If His Mother Hadn't Given Birth To Him In OctoberWe Interview Some Guy Who Hated ‘March For Our Lives’ Out Of A Desperate Terror Over Being Accused Of BiasWhen This Woman Was Told She Couldn't Vote, She Quietly Obeyed The Law Isn't That Inspiring In Its Own Way?
