Following a six-week investigation, a New Jersey Dunkin’ Donuts cashier was arrested for propositioning customers for sex. What do you think?

"Call me a snob, but the sex is way better at Starbucks."
Matt Fisk • Label Coder

"Oh, so that explains why every time I ask for a Coolatta at a different location they just hand me some kind of frozen-fruit crap."
Peter Endino • Filter Tender
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"Cool! I can't afford either thing she was selling!"
Sue Burgess • Unemployed