Coffee and donut chain Dunkin’ has unveiled a spicy strawberry, cayenne, and ghost pepper donut for Halloween that will be sold through December. What do you think?

“Ugh, this is such an obvious promotional stunt.”
Fiona Lind, Vegetable Blancher

“Dunkin’s finally realizing that Americans want a donut that hurts going down.”
Kevin Skerry, Brand Ambassador
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“And if I buy one, they have to let me use their bathroom then, right?”
Chuck Fouracre, Knot-Tying Professional