The Department of Transportation announced that the rule banning cigarettes, pipes, and tobacco products on commercial flights will now also encompass the use of e-cigarettes. What do you think?

“Sometimes I suspect the government doesn’t even want me to look cool.”

Don Kimble • Parrot Researcher


“How else am I supposed to fill a small, enclosed public space with the scent of synthetic butterscotch?”

Anna Mudgren • Parchment Roller

“I miss the halcyon days of air travel when the stewardesses would light you a smoke and quietly tolerate your sexual harassment.”

Lou Hess • Divot Filler