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Earth's Moon Shrinking

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Recent analysis of the moon showed geographic features indicating that earth's only natural satellite is gradually contracting. What do you think?


"C'mon, what are these guys, stupid? It'll grow back. It does every month."

Bill Gira • Hand Knotter

"See? Everyone laughed at me when I mentioned how the moon looked smaller the other night. But who's laughing now?"

Lindsey Westberg • Machine Adjuster

"While its nemesis, Phobos, grows ever stronger."

Steve Hahn • Unemployed