7:45 a.m.
Time at which vast majority of voters head to the polls to beat the crowds
50,000
Acres of rainforest cleared quadrennially to make way for commercial ballot farms
1921
Average birth year of polling place volunteer
5,324
Number of water reclamation board candidates who will watch their dreams unravel
1
Amount of Evan McMullins running for president
1 in 9,223,350,878,098
Vegas odds of filling out a perfect ballot
38.5
Percentage of college-educated married women who are voting for the first time since realizing they no longer love their husbands, if they ever truly loved them to begin with
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6
Dry heaves per minute
4
Projected number of horsemen as foretold in the Book of Revelation
20
Months until this all begins anew