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Time To Decide Once And For All: Morning Worms vs. Evening Worms

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Biggest Harry Styles Controversies Explained

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FDA Requires Cigarette Packs Have Image Of Cigarette Pack Which Itself Has Smaller Image Of Cigarette Pack To Make Smokers Question Where This All Ends

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The Cast Of ‘Abbott Elementary’: Where Are They Now? What Do You Mean They’re On Set Shooting The Show? Right Now? Wait…What Year Is It? Oh My God...

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Disney Wins Emmy For Best Profits

LOS ANGELES—Taking home the evening’s top award for its stunning achievement in maximizing revenue while reducing costs, the Walt Disney Co. won the Emmy award for Best Profits on Monday night. “Thank you to all the numbers that made this award…

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Climate-Conscious Drake, Kylie Jenner, Elon Musk Cram Into Shared Celebrity Megabus

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Experts Warn Pornography Has Shaped Generation Of Young Men’s Views On Filmmaking

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Hawaiian Travel Ad Boasts Sandy White Tourists As Far As The Eye Can See

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Biggest Harry Styles Controversies Explained

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Most Famous Celebrity Sexts Of All Time

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Best Moments From Hillary And Chelsea Clinton’s Apple TV Show ‘Gutsy’

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Celebrities Explain Why They Date Younger Partners

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The Most Fit Celebrities Reveal Their Workout Regimens

Do you ever wonder how to overcompensate for your lack of intellectual depth or interesting personality by getting the beautifully toned body of our hottest celebrities? The Onion sat down with the most fit celebrities around to get the lowdown on…

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Beyoncé: A Career Timeline

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Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Open Up About Their Relationship Timeline

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The Onion’s Summer 2022 Movie Preview

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The Cast Of ‘Abbott Elementary’: Where Are They Now? What Do You Mean They’re On Set Shooting The Show? Right Now? Wait…What Year Is It? Oh My God...

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Dirt: After 75 Years, Why It’s Still One Of The Top Destinations For Bugs

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No Going Back Now: We Wasted Our One Precious Life On This Earth Testing 9 Bluetooth Speakers For You

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Midterms 2022: You Vote Polls Go Elect Election Of Lifetime Choice You Ballot Booth Country Pick

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Leonardo DiCaprio Asks Endangered Seal To Sign NDA

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Historic Marilyn Monroe Gown Worn By Kim Kardashian Returned With Skull Patches Torn Off

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Margot Robbie Recalls Preparing For ‘Barbie’ Role By Allowing Teen Boy To Pop Off Head And Throw It At Bird

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Netflix Exhausts Holiday Movie Lineup With ‘A Very Christmas Scimitar’

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