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Onion Talks: Hypothetically It Would Be Okay To Have Sex With A Robot Dog

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Onion Talks: Hypothetically It Would Be Okay To Have Sex With A Robot Dog

Technology expert Chris Borden explains that it would be fine to have sexual intercourse with a robot dog because it…

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The Only Person Who Can Help Me Get A Bus To Yonkers Is You

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The Only Person Who Can Help Me Get A Bus To Yonkers Is You

Our guest speaker’s car broke down and his cell phone is busted. All he needs is $12.45 and he promises to pay you…

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Maximize Your Brainpower By Firing Every Neuron At Once

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Maximize Your Brainpower By Firing Every Neuron At Once

What could you do with more brainpower? Inventor and neurologist Gene Curlew introduces a revolutionary device that…

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