A Princeton University lab studying extrasensory perception (ESP) is closing. What do you think?

"Yes! The Duluth Tarot Institute is back on top!"

Matt Sharma • Motorcycle Mechanic


"This does not bode well for Yale's Department of Goblin Studies or for Brown's Center for Skunk Ape and Yeti Research."

Bradley Terwilliger • Gardener

"This will come as a huge blow to the students who relied on this lab to provide insight to their futures as investment bankers, consultants, and Secretaries of Defense."

Nina Parks • Bartender