Legendary stuntman Evel Knievel died at home last week at the age of 69. What do you think?
"His spirit will live on in every vacant lot, every row of 13 Pepsi delivery trucks, and every 20-foot-long box filled with rattlesnakes."
Alan Thurber • Taxi Driver
"That's too bad. I was rooting for his oxygen to complete the leap over the blood-brain barrier."
Cathy DuBrow • Psychiatric Nurse
"Thank God. Now I can finally let my kids watch TV again. Of course, they are in their 40s."
Strom Gustavson • Roofer