Set up two-step verification on all your devices in order to enmesh yourself in an interconnected web of technological dependency from which you cannot escape.


Avoid downloading free screensavers from the internet, unless of course they feature puppies in some way. You’re only human.


Prevent hackers from breaking into your computer by locking your bedroom window before bed.


Choose passwords that are both easy to remember and hard to crack by naming your firstborn child NETGEAR-5G and naming your cat wKn84J9.

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If you’re afraid of someone gaining remote access to your webcam, place tape all over your face as a safeguard.


Too bad Jack from Jack in the Box didn’t follow these tips. See what the hackers found at JackiLeaks.com.

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