Assigned to oversee Donald Trump’s federal case regarding his alleged mishandling of classified documents, Judge Aileen Cannon was criticized for previously ruling in favor of the former president who appointed her to the position. Here’s everything you need to know about Judge Aileen Cannon.
Sources have confirmed that Judge Aileen Cannon is a judge.
Ha-ha, Trump’s in girl court.
And if she has any say, she’ll be the last person who makes it over.
A proud conservative, Cannon can often be seen socializing in the organization’s pen for women.
A classic Scorpio, Cannon often draws upon her intuition and intense sexual energy to guide her decisions.
It’s the same name as a car! That’s kind of interesting, right? It might be fun to have a car middle name. What if your middle name was Hyundai? Then everyone would be all, “Whoa, that’s like that car, what a weird middle name!” And you’d be all, “I know, right?” It’s something to talk about at the very least, which is helpful because it can be really hard to make friends.
You have got to try her baked ziti!
Taste!
Cannon first got the attention of the former president in 2017 after driving a car through protesters in Charlottesville.
Couldn’t even get into Harvard like a real judge.
Fourteen days may not sound like a lot, but most people give up on things after the first.
Whatever happens, it’s great to know that she has a positive attitude!
Many liberal critics have pressured Cannon to recuse herself from the case after she previously ruled the FBI could not slip an ice cube down the back of Donald Trump’s shirt.
Liberals slammed Judge Cannon for appointing a special master to review documents in the possession of Donald Trump in 2022, rather than pulling out a gun and shooting him in the temple.
Kind of a paltry amount of money—honestly does not seem like enough to even be public record, but there you have it.
Think she’s not qualified? Think again. Judge Cannon completed a two-year nursing program at Excelsior University in 2019.
The former president controls the U.S. district judge’s every thought and action using a wire that runs up the sleeve of Cannon’s robe and into the base of her skull.
A lot of them are. Look, she’s not that interesting, so we’re doing our best.
Even though she is essentially a fake judge, she needs to work on her stage presence and likability if she ever hopes to do a show like Judge Mathis.
Didn’t take his name, though. You go, girl! Don’t be defined by your man!
The criticism was misplaced, however, given that it’s standard practice for spineless lackeys to undermine their office in service of their master.
Yep, that’s her address. We’re just printing it here to be objective. Do with this information what you will.
Don’t even think about bringing up Judge Aileen Cannon in front of Mom. Seriously.
Though she may sacrifice judicial ethics in her bias toward the former president, it is unlikely that the blowhard narcissist Donald Trump will return the favor to Cannon in any tangible way.