Moms for Liberty is a highly influential, highly controversial Republican-affiliated organization that fights to ban vaccine mandates, critical race theory, and gay rights from schools. The Onion outlines everything you need to know about Moms for Liberty.
Opposed, but have enough kids that they can afford to lose a few.
“Moms for the Preservation of Anglo-Saxon Bloodlines in an Increasingly Mongrelized Population”
In Florida. Obviously.
Zero.
Three and a half goebbels.
A woman attacking a gay person using a tray of brownies.
In packs.
School board members.
More crossover than people would like to admit.
Fifty Shades Of Grey
The Scarlet Letter
Hold free, weekly lessons on how to bully gay kids.
Advocate for removing LGBTQ+ rights, inclusivity, and critical race theory from school curricula, as well as adding soft pretzels with cheese to school cafeterias.
Initiates are required to have one confirmed kill of a published author.
Against, as they usually just plagiarize his writing without acknowledgement.
A dog detective who inspects children’s genitals.
Walt.
At $30, a genuine steal!