Everything You Need To Know About The ‘Barbie’ Movie

Regardless of whether or not you see the Barbie movie, you are still important and deserve love.

The star underwent a gelding operation so that his body, like Ken’s, would have only a pale, fleshy lump where a person’s genitals would usually be.

Otherwise they couldn’t put it in a movie.

Margot Robbie spent almost half a minute every morning having a professional makeup team transform her into the iconic Barbie doll.

Margot Robbie only signed on to the film after Wuornos was executed by the State of Florida in 2002.

Sorry. Billy Elliot is a pretty hard movie to beat.

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LG Chem Ltd. has already green-lighted scripts about polypropylene, polycarbonate, and polystyrene with some of Hollywood’s hottest stars.

For years, the filmmakers worked tirelessly with linguists to create a real Barbie language called Barbish that fans could learn, speak, and write on their own.

It’s so good, though!

So if you were planning on flying in to catch a screening at the AMC Hanoi 12, you may want to rethink your plans.

America was built by the unpaid labor of African slaves and the genocide of Indigenous peoples, and this new Barbie film does absolutely nothing to rectify that.

You know what, sorry, we were too negative in that previous slide. While Barbie won’t rectify the past and present injustices in our country, it will bring happiness and fun to the lives of some of its viewers, and maybe that small spark of joy is all we really need—at least for that moment—for the universe to seem okay for once.

Gosling spent six weeks working intensely with experts to learn to produce sounds with his mouth.

Even worse, the teens hanging out outside Panera Bread just asked if you were Peppa Pig.

While Leto has no known connection to the Barbie movie, he still allegedly harassed the stars by sending threatening packages to their trailers while in character as the Joker.

Though the film takes some liberties with the source material, it’s nevertheless fun to see the wild adventures of that little potato person.

The entirety of the Barbie cast, from Margo Robbie to Ryan Gosling to Issa Rae, is long deceased, but luckily, the power of modern technology has allowed their likenesses and voices to be digitally inserted into the film.

No son of his will grow up to be one of those weirdo adult doll collectors.

People may say you’re weird for beating your meat to a movie about a children’s toy, but from the looks of it, everyone in the cast is an adult of legal age, so if you use the entirety of the Barbie runtime to bust one out, that’s completely normal!

The movie really isn’t that deep, so we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

Many young Americans say they were persuaded to enlist after seeing Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling pilot drones and drop bombs on the Middle East during filming.

Be sure to observe the serving sizes indicated on the package.

Just remember to hug your loved ones tight after the movie ends and you part ways forever.

The popular clam mascot remains the intellectual property of the notoriously litigious Chowdaheadz corporation.

And a color is…a type of light? Is that right?

While people had hoped that set conditions would be safer after Rust, Baldwin unfortunately fired a gun that killed Gerwig at point-blank range.

According to sources, the inclusion of this scene was intended to support the film’s ultimate message that women should never trust other women.

Gerwig took some liberties with the script, but it’s still mostly factual.

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