A Northwestern University study found that for every point gained on a scale of obesity, older women lost mental skills. What do you think?
"I thought there was a correlation. It's amazing how many dumb fucks are also dumb, fat fucks."
Victor Del Guidice • Crisis Counselor
"I don't know—my grandma's a little hefty, but you should hear her go through multiplication tables."
Mary Beke • Bartender
"My wife is just as thin and as dumb as she was the day I met her."
George Malone • Building Superintendant