A Northwestern University study found that for every point gained on a scale of obesity, older women lost mental skills. What do you think?

"I thought there was a correlation. It's amazing how many dumb fucks are also dumb, fat fucks."

Victor Del Guidice • Crisis Counselor

"I don't know—my grandma's a little hefty, but you should hear her go through multiplication tables."

Mary Beke • Bartender

"My wife is just as thin and as dumb as she was the day I met her."

George Malone • Building Superintendant