CHICAGO—Saying the impressive display of business sense came entirely out of nowhere, employees of public relations agency Davidson Communications confirmed Wednesday that CEO Donald Marshall was on an absolute hot streak after making two straight logical decisions. “The first time he showed sound judgment on a pressing company matter and made a rational, well-thought-out choice we thought it was a fluke, but then he nailed the very next one, and we realized Don was on a serious roll,” said junior account manager Steven Hatton, adding that Marshall’s string of back-to-back coherent business moves based on analytical reasoning was a new personal best for the 52-year-old. “No one in the office has ever seen him catch fire like this. If he can pull off a third consecutive sensible decision, he might just blow the roof off this place.” At press time, Marshall was reportedly drafting a company-wide email that threatened to bring his remarkable run to a crashing end.

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