Executive Orders

The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.

Executive Orders Establishing Trump As The Legitimate President

Fill-In-The-Blanks Executive Order Template

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Executive Order Allowing Steve Bannon To Execute The President

Executive Order Reanimating Osama Bin Laden

Executive Order Declaring All White House Items Once Belonged To Lincoln

Executive Order Designating Grand Canyon As Morgue

Executive Order On Theseus Protocol

Executive Order On Lighthouses