Experts: Bacon, Hot Dogs Can Cause Cancer

According to the World Health Organization, there is sufficient evidence to link processed red meats to the development of colorectal cancer, which means foods such as hot dogs and bacon will be added to the WHO’s list of known carcinogens. What do you think?

“Like I always say, you gotta die prematurely of something.”

Chester Walsh • Cache Clearer


“I cut asbestos out of my diet, but this is too much.”

Marion Miller • Daycare Auditor

“That’s okay. I was only ever a social hot dog eater anyway.”

Randy Ortega • Grammar Enforcer