KENT, OH—Furrowing her brow in concentration as she struggled with the item’s irregular shape, local woman Ashley Sanborne decided Wednesday to affix an extra strip of wrapping paper to the weird edge of a gift. “I guess this looks decent enough,” said Sanborne as she delicately maneuvered the patch of paper over the present’s tricky angle. “I mean, the patterns don’t line up, but there’s no way I can pull that off. I knew I should have gone with tissue paper and a nice decorative bag.” At press time, Sanborne had landed upon the solution of just telling everyone that her husband was the one who wrapped the gift.

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