FAA Gives Google Approval For Delivery Drone Flights

The Federal Aviation Administration has certified Alphabet’s Wing Aviation delivery service to operate as an airline, clearing the company to begin delivering goods to households in a way representatives believe will save resources and reduce pollution. What do you think?

“Great. So we built roads for nothing.”

Natasha Swan • Orchard Foreman


“If this just got approved, then who flew over and dropped a three-pack of body wash on my lawn?”

Jason Neal • Couch Restorer

“Fine with me. I haven’t been using the sky for anything.”

Dylan Blankenship • Pottery Glazer