Face Transplants

The Cleveland Clinic has begun interviewing candidates for the world's first face transplant. What do you think?

"Is this strictly for disfigurement victims, or can I turn my trophy wife into a hot Asian chick if I feel like it?"

Guy Clemmons • Systems Analyst


"Finally, I will have the face of my baboon heart's desire."

Kim Kovacs • Veterinary Assistant

"Say goodbye to the old world, where you were limited to just one face on the boring old front of your head."

Parker Knowleton • Legal Aide