Famous Authors Describe Their Biggest Rejections

“Nobody would publish my 40,000-page Goosebumps manifesto, so I had to break it down into 235 smaller books.”

“Sure, I’m successful now, but when I was in high school, I got cut from the varsity writing team.”

“We had a hell of a time getting All The President’s Men published...but then Nixon ordered the Watergate break-in, and everything just kind of fell into place.”

“No one was interested in The Catcher In The Rye until I explained to them that it would eventually make the assassination of John Lennon much more interesting.”

“I wanted to be cast in bronze and displayed as a permanent exhibit at my town’s Halloween parade, but the mayor said no.”

“I wrote about 15 manifestos before it finally clicked.”

“The first publisher I submitted Forever to turned it down flat, claiming it ‘failed to comply with their submission guidelines that require no special fonts or characters in manuscripts.’ That stung, but it didn’t stop me from believing in the book.”

“I sent The Call Of The Wild to every publisher I could find, still none would have it. Only after the rejections did I get the idea to make the book about a sled dog, and not a naked man named Rupert running about on all fours in the Yukon.”

“I spelled my name wrong on my book and when I submitted a request for the publisher to add the ‘n,’ they said ‘No.’”

“I had to shop The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe to seven publishers. Or wait. Sorry, I’m thinking of C.S. Lewis. That was his book.”

“I have two completed Game Of Thrones manuscripts on my computer, but I can’t convince anyone to take them.”

“I was so stung by one publisher’s rejection of Lolita based on that character’s age, I ended up lowering it from 82 to 12.”

“Sorry, but I wouldn’t know what rejection feels like.”

“My first version of The Joy of Sex was actually called Sex Is Bad And Does Not Feel Good. I did a couple rewrites, and the rest is history.”

“After The Satanic Verses, I tried making it up to the Ayatollah by writing a novel about him called Ayatollah’s Big Day. Unfortunately, he hated that one, too, which really bummed me out considering all the work I had put into it.”

“After spending so many Tuesdays with him, it broke my heart to have to do that to Morrie, but the suits at Penguin said it just didn’t work with the old man alive.”

“All of my books have been rejected so far actually. That’s why you’ve never heard of me.”